11 de Noviembre

Esta vez tratarè de no "bizarrearme" por mi pinche cumpleaños !!
tratarè de verle las cosas positivas de la vida, seguro !!

Recuerdo que cada 11 de Noviembre en la escuela le pedìa a mis amigas, que eran bastantes, porque en una Escuela de Admòn. de Empresas Tùristicas nos tocaban en promedio 25 fèminas por cada hombre, mas las de los compañeros gays, nos tocaban 28, màs si "tirabas rostro" que claro no era mi caso, siempre fuì feo, pero estaba de moda, no cantaba pero encantaba y componer la mùsica para la obra de "tiatro" de la escuela e ir a tocar veces varias con mi banda de rock al auditorio de la escuela siempre acumulo puntos, entonces, les decìa tenìa amigas en demasìa, y como siempre me habìa llamado la atenciòn que mi tumba dijera "violador de Papantla 11-Noviembre de 197? - 11 de Noviembre de 20??, jà ...que chido no? naces y mueres el mismo dìa y el mismo mes, tambièn imaginaba mi funeral, asì que a todas y cada una de mis amigas les decìa "no me regales nada si quieres, pero porfavor vìstete de Negro, si me aprecias mucho, pònte minifalda y medias negras" .

Mi querido lector serà escèptico en el comentario que le voy a conceder, pero era muy emocionante, ver medio salòn de fèminas vestidas de negro, diciendome feliz cumpleaños y abarazandome.....era como el estar en el video de "simple irrestible" de Robert Palmer era muy chido aunque sòlo podìa disfrutar cada 11 de Noviembre...

Y mientras ellas me felicitaban, yo me hacìa a la idea de que estaba en mi funeral, mas chido !

Hasta en la oficina cuando yo era un "simulacro de Yuppie", exortè a la comunidad fèmenina a llevar ese ritual mortuorio, con resulta2 menos alagadores, pero bueno ahì te das cuenta quièn es "bandita" contigo !!

Esta vez, no me encerrarè en mi cuarto desnudo y tirado en la alfombra en posiciòn fetal todo el dìa !

Desde hace tiempo estaba "planiando" algo para que me sacara de mi realidad todo ese domingo y al no tener suficiente cantidad de dinero para comprar un jalòn de coca, he optado por hacer algo un poco mas saludable, correr la nike10k ! pero bueno, ese es motivo para otro post !

Asì que tu que me conoces y quieres unirte al ritual, usa un textil o accesorio de color negro.......

Cuando sea tu cumpleaños, tratarè de ser parte de tu ritual !

Hermanos del 11 de Noviembre !
1050 - Henry IV, Holy Roman Emperor (d. 1106)
1154 - King Sancho I of Portugal (d. 1212)
1155 - King Alfonso VIII of Castile (d. 1214)
1220 - Alphonse of Toulouse, son of Louis VIII of France (d. 1271)
1493 - Paracelsus, doctor (d. 1541)
1493 - Bernardo Tasso, Italian poet (d. 1569)
1599 - Prince Octavio Piccolomini, Duke of Amalfi, Austrian field marshal (d. 1656)
1633 - George Savile, 1st Marquess of Halifax, British statesman (d. 1695)
1668 - Johann Albert Fabricius, German scholar and bibliographer (d. 1736)
1743 - Carl Peter Thunberg, Swedish naturalist (d. 1828)
1744 - Abigail Adams, First Lady of the United States (d. 1818)
1748 - King Charles IV of Spain (d. 1819)
1764 - Barbara Juliana, Baroness von Krüdener, Russian writer (d. 1824)
1791 - Josef Munzinger, Swiss Federal Councillor (d. 1855)
1792 - Mary Anne Evans, English wife of Benjamin Disraeli (d. 1872)
1821 - Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Russian novelist (d. 1881)
1828 - Sri Deep Narayan Mahaprabhuji, Hindu saint (d. 1963)
1836 - Thomas Bailey Aldrich, American poet and novelist (d. 1907)
1852 - Franz Conrad von Hötzendorf, Austro-Hungarian field marshal (d. 1925)
1858 - Marie Bashkirtseff, Russian painter (d. 1884)
1863 - Paul Signac, French painter (d. 1935)
1864 - Alfred Hermann Fried, Austrian pacifist, recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize (d. 1921)
1869 - King Victor Emmanuel III of Italy (d. 1947)
1882 - King Gustav VI Adolf of Sweden (d. 1973)
1883 - Ernest Ansermet, Swiss conductor (d. 1969)
1885 - George Smith Patton, Jr., American general (d. 1945)
1887 - Roland Young, American actor (d. 1953)
1891 - Rabbit Maranville, American baseball player (d. 1954)
1898 - Rene Clair, French film director (d. 1981)
1899 - Pat O'Brien, American film actor (d. 1983)
1900 - Halina Konopacka, Polish athlete (d. 1989)
1901 - F. Van Wyck Mason, American author (d. 1978)
1901 - Magda Goebbels, wife of Nazi minister of propaganda, Josef Goebbels (d. 1945)
1901 - Sam Spiegel, Austrian-born American film producer (d. 1985)
1904 - Alger Hiss, American government official and spy (d. 1994)
1904 - J. H. C. Whitehead, British mathematician (d. 1960)
1909 - Robert Ryan, American actor (d. 1973)
1912 - Thomas C. Mann, American diplomat (d. 1999)
1914 - Howard Fast, American author (d. 2003)
1914 - Henry Wade, American lawyer (d. 2001)
1915 - William Proxmire, American politician (d. 2005)
1918 - Stubby Kaye, American comic actor (d. 1997)
1919 - Kalle Päätalo, Finnish novelist (d. 2000)
1920 - Roy Jenkins, British politician (d. 2003)
1921 - Terrell Bell, American politician (d. 1996)
1922 - Kurt Vonnegut, American novelist (d. 2007)
1925 - June Whitfield, British comedian
1925 - Jonathan Winters, American comedian and actor
1926 - Harry Lumley, Canadian ice hockey player (d. 1998)
1927 - Mose Allison, American jazz pianist and singer
1928 - Carlos Fuentes, Mexican writer
1928 - Gracita Morales, Spanish actress (d. 1995)
1929 - Hans Magnus Enzensberger, German writer
1929 - LaVern Baker, American singer (d. 1997)
1930 - Hank Garland, American guitar virtuoso (d. 2004)
1930 - Hugh Everett, American physicist (d. 1982)
1930 - Vernon Handley, English conductor
1936 - Jack Keller, american songwriter (d. 2005)
1937 - Stephen Lewis, Canadian politician and diplomat
1938 - Ants Antson, Estonian speed skater
1938 - Haruhiro Yamashita, Japanese gymnast
1939 - Denise Alexander, American actress
1940 - Barbara Boxer, American politician
1941 - Jesse Colin Young, American singer and songwriter (The Youngbloods)
1943 - Doug Frost, Australian swimming coach
1945 - Daniel Ortega, President of Nicaragua
1945 - Chris Dreja, British guitarist and bassist (The Yardbirds)
1945 - Vince Martell, American guitarist (Vanilla Fudge)
1946 - Chris Dreja, British musician (The Yardbirds)
1950 - Mircea Dinescu, Romanian poet
1950 - Jim Peterik, American musician and songwriter (Survivor)
1950 - Ed Ordynski, Australian rally driver
1951 - Kim Peek, American megasavant
1951 - Marc Summers, American game show host
1953 - Marshall Crenshaw, American musician
1954 - Mary Gaitskill, American novelist
1958 - Luz Casal, Spanish singer
1958 - Carlos Lacamara, Cuban-born American Actor
1959 - Lee Haney, American bodybuilder
1959 - Christian Clemenson, American actor
1960 - Peter Parros, American actor
1960 - Stanley Tucci, American actor and director
1961 - Jan Kuehnemund, American guitarist
1962 - Mic Michaeli, Swedish keyboardist
1962 - Demi Moore, American actress
1962 - James Morrison, Australian musician
1964 - Judith Edelman, American musician
1964 - Calista Flockhart, American actress
1965 - Max Mutchnick, American TV writer and producer
1966 - Alison Doody, Irish actress
1967 - Gil de Ferran, Brazilian race car driver
1968 - David L Cook, American singer and comedian
1969 - Carson Kressley, American television personality
1970 - Lee Battersby, Australian author
1971 - Jennifer Celotta, American TV producer and writer
1971 - Paul Chaloner, English TV e-sports commentator
1972 - Leslie Mann, American actress
1973 - Jason White, American musician (Green Day)
1974 - Leonardo DiCaprio, American actor
1974 - Wajahatullah Wasti, Pakistani cricketer
1976 - Lisa Gleave, American actress and model
1976 - Jason Grilli, Relief pitcher for the Detroit Tigers
1976 - Jesse Keeler, Canadian musician
1977 - Ben Hollioake, English cricketer (d. 2002)
1977 - Maniche, Portuguese footballer
1979 - Courtenay Semel, American reality TV star
1980 - Willie Parker, American football player
1981 - Natalie Glebova, Russian-Canadian beauty queen
1981 - Guillaume, Hereditary Grand Duke of Luxembourg
1982 - Brittny Gastineau, American socialite
1983 - Philipp Lahm, German footballer
1983 - Kristal Marshall, American professional wrestler
1983 - Candy Manson, American pornographic actress
1983 - Matt Garza, American baseball player
1985 - Kalan Porter, Canadian singer
1985 - Raquel Guerra, Portuguese singer and actress
1991 - Christa B. Allen, American actress
Esta foto corresponde a uno de mis cumpliaños mas emotivos, a la mitad de una tocada se subiò nuestra representante con el pastel y me cantaron las marranitas, como el final de esta historia es cuando acabamos llenos de pastel en el escenario mejor ya ni les platico lo dèmas !

Feliz "cumpliaños" a mi ?